Oh Plumbbob, what did I do? I practically crawled in his mouth! Ew!
And he was so... slimy! Who knew how many girls he had queued up for his sweet, sweet woohoo?!
It was time to take drastic measures.
There might not have been heart farts, but he was a good, honest, sweet man that didn't have women lining up for his bed. He was the perfect man for me!
"EW!" I cried out in shock. "Kids are so disgusting!"
What?! How did this not come up before?!
"SAM! What are you doing here?" Leighton asked with surprise.
"Sorry, Dad. Memaw said that you were on a date... I wanted to see..."
"Hey! That's not my kid!" I protested, looking him in the eye. And immediately felt my stomach flip. Damn. Heart Farts.
"Come on, Sam, let's get you home. Simone? Will you join us?" Leighton asked, interrupting the awkward love connection. (AN: Seriously, she has heart farts with Jared Frio. He's worse than Parker!)
Well, not a marriage proposal, but a "we" including a kid! That was a big step.
I could hardly get a word in edge-wise. "Do you know who might've taken it?" I asked her when she paused the blow her nose.
"NO! That's what I've been TELLING you! Don't you listen?!" she sniffled again. "What kind of... GEOFFREY! Thank Plumbbob you're HOME!"
"Go ahead inside, dear. I'll take care of this," her husband, Geoffrey, said gently.
"So do you have any idea who might have taken the flamingo?"
Geoffrey glanced across the pond. "I expect the Alto's have something to do with it..."
He didn't even let me get the question out. "What would I want with that old biddy's stupid bird? Does it look like I couldn't afford my own?" he demanded. "Well?! Does it?!"
"No.. of course not..." I tried to interject reasonably, to no avail.
"Maybe she should try checking out the freshwater ponds. Did that ever occur to you before you come traipsing over to MY home, accusing ME of taking a damn pink bird!"
I exited the scene as quickly as I could.
And then I saw it...
The damn flamingo.
And I was so pissed that I'd spent all night looking for this thing...
"You found it! Oh, I'm so happy!" she said, clapping her hands with excitement.
Torch Holders: 1
Sim Failing School: 0
Visit from Service Sim: 0
Passing Out: 0
Accidental Deaths: 0
Social Worker Visit: 0
Twin Births: 0
Triplet Births: 0
Fulfilling LTW: 0
Achieving Honor Roll: 0
Randomizing LTW choice and trait for a generation: 0
Not using spares Happiness points for a generation: 0
Every 100,000 dollars: 0
NPS Spouse reach the top of their career: 0
Cheat Penalty: 0