"No," Danjou said, shaking his head.
"Come here!" he hissed, grabbing his friend's arm and tugging him into his grandma's room.
Danjou glared. "Take it back!"
Butterfingers shook his head. "No!"
Butterfingers crossed his arms mulishly. "Make me!" he taunted.
Danjou began whaling on his imaginary friend, pummeling him in defense of his mother's honor!
"Did you just lick a dirty plate?" I called back.
"That's nice of you!" I called back, wondering if my arms were ever going to firm up.
"Hello dear," he said in a deeper voice.
I shoved the grilled cheese sandwhich in my mouth. "Of course not!" I mumbled around a full mouth.
"Then why did I just get a text from you?" he asked, holding up his cell phone.
Dangit. I shouldn't have included him on the text!
"Fine! I forgot! Does that make you happy?" I asked with an eye roll.
I rolled my eyes when I saw my brother-in-law give my sister a beautiful bouquet of flowers. "Sucker," I grumbled under my breath. I bet Acai still didn't know that Bryant was in the criminal business!